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Of Pretty Nurses and a Funny Doc
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Hello, today i am scarred for life. Today is a very sad day for me. I feel so depress after what i have been through. I LOST MY ANAL VIRGINITY OMG !!! It all started when i wipe my ass after i do business last week. Then i notice got 1 patch of blood. PMS FROM THE ASS? Cannot be la so i think constipation lor. Next day i drink water liao go toilet, after go toilet drink water again and so on. Then when do big biz again, should be alright right? NO! still got blood la.... Hais very sad and sick one lo.. So i tell my parents, they suspect i got piles ( Shi Chang ). So they make appointment for me see doctor. I go see the doctor.... Then the tv running the show damn funny. So i sit there laugh and laugh.. Then my turn, i lie on the bed the doc put on glove then check my sai kang inside lor. He announced i got piles but not very serious. He suggested to use small small rubber band to tie it so that it will stop swelling to a tumour and by theat time i need operation. He also say it will take me 10 mins only. Then ok lor might as well right since already here just get it done lor. So the nurse bring me to the place i change into the 'apron ' then lie on bed. He ask me turn around and bring my knee to my chest area. Then he say " I know this is so not right, 2 men doing this but we have to do it. " Ok la bo bian i understand. But what i didn't expect is the 2 pretty nurses also involved in the tying-of-my-piles-treatment. SIBEI PAISEH CAN. Then the Doc keep talking about the soccer match later on, then he ask i support which team and i better pick the right one if not later the treatment got accident. Heng ah ! HE also support Man Utd. Steady, he inject 3 needle to my sai kang area sibei tia then he use sth to shoot the rubber band onto the piles ( That's what i feel ). Then ok settle liao, he say for the next 2 days my sai kang will lai ang abit but is normal then 1 month pass come back see him. Anyway the nurse is quite power also, last time maths keep fail then she got maths tution 3 different teacher per week but still fail O lvl, then she join nursing and get many many award then the Doc pull her in his team. Yeah so this is what happened.
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Of Pretty Nurses and a Funny Doc
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Hello, today i am scarred for life. Today is a very sad day for me. I feel so depress after what i have been through. I LOST MY ANAL VIRGINITY OMG !!! It all started when i wipe my ass after i do business last week. Then i notice got 1 patch of blood. PMS FROM THE ASS? Cannot be la so i think constipation lor. Next day i drink water liao go toilet, after go toilet drink water again and so on. Then when do big biz again, should be alright right? NO! still got blood la.... Hais very sad and sick one lo.. So i tell my parents, they suspect i got piles ( Shi Chang ). So they make appointment for me see doctor. I go see the doctor.... Then the tv running the show damn funny. So i sit there laugh and laugh.. Then my turn, i lie on the bed the doc put on glove then check my sai kang inside lor. He announced i got piles but not very serious. He suggested to use small small rubber band to tie it so that it will stop swelling to a tumour and by theat time i need operation. He also say it will take me 10 mins only. Then ok lor might as well right since already here just get it done lor. So the nurse bring me to the place i change into the 'apron ' then lie on bed. He ask me turn around and bring my knee to my chest area. Then he say " I know this is so not right, 2 men doing this but we have to do it. " Ok la bo bian i understand. But what i didn't expect is the 2 pretty nurses also involved in the tying-of-my-piles-treatment. SIBEI PAISEH CAN. Then the Doc keep talking about the soccer match later on, then he ask i support which team and i better pick the right one if not later the treatment got accident. Heng ah ! HE also support Man Utd. Steady, he inject 3 needle to my sai kang area sibei tia then he use sth to shoot the rubber band onto the piles ( That's what i feel ). Then ok settle liao, he say for the next 2 days my sai kang will lai ang abit but is normal then 1 month pass come back see him. Anyway the nurse is quite power also, last time maths keep fail then she got maths tution 3 different teacher per week but still fail O lvl, then she join nursing and get many many award then the Doc pull her in his team. Yeah so this is what happened.
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